Kill the ZOMBIE above you

[Dachan-da (shiznit)]

A slightly morbid game, but fun.
It’s simple, who ever has a post above you is a ZOMBIE, and you have to Kill them in any form you wish, be it simple, elaborate or just down right impossible. See what you can come up with, and have fun, you sick sick bastards!

[highwayvampire]

Start off slow for anyone not as weird.

Driving past I open a door hitting the dachan-da zombie over before reversing back over his head. "double tap".lol.

[Dachan-da (shiznit)]

Oct 20, 2009 16:57:46 GMT -6 highwayvampire said:

Driving past I open a door hitting the dachan-da zombie over before reversing back over his head. "double tap".lol.

..... Son'ov'a'bitch ;D

Finding ‘The Highwayvampire’ Zombie standing by the road Dachan-da sneaks up behind her and promptly slams the flat end of his shovel on top of her head., Then hops into the car, running over her head, then reversing over her head again…….
(Triple tap sucka!)

[highwayvampire]

Oct 21, 2009 6:48:47 GMT -6 Dachan-da (shiznit) said:

Oct 20, 2009 16:57:46 GMT -6 highwayvampire said:

Driving past I open a door hitting the dachan-da zombie over before reversing back over his head. "double tap".lol.

..... Son'ov'a'bitch ;D

come on, the oppurtunity to get a quote from the latest zombie movie before you was just too hard to let go.



Running towards the dachan-da zombie with a chain saw she removes his arms. Kicking him in the chest as he stumbles around she leaves him flailing on the ground. Returning with a large piece of concrete she promptly drops it on his snarling head.

[Dachan-da (shiznit)]

Oct 21, 2009 9:58:01 GMT -6 highwayvampire said:

come on, the oppurtunity to get a quote from the latest zombie movie before you was just too hard to let go.

*shakes fist* I wanted to get that quote ......... Grrr

Finding the Highwayvampire Zombie aimlessly wondering around a tattered mall, Dachan-da simply walks up with shotgun in hand and target in sight.
"Ahhumm" He clears his throat to get the morbid attention of the decaying reanimated corpse.
"I believe this is yours" He states not asks. With this he calmly lifts the shot gun to head level, and fires a single shot at point-blank range. [glow=red,2,300]Zombie brains go pop[/glow].
And just for good measure, Dachan-da drags the re-animated-re-killed corpse in-to a chav club, makes sure the sound system is on full blast and the songs are on repeat, then locks the doors.
!No peace in death for you!

[Kud]

..harsh..

Hits dach zombie in the head with the butt of his shot gun before firmly shoving an active grenade in his mouth..

i run away...

2 months later....

"what is it billy bob??"

"i dunno, just looks like a bunch of scattered body parts......"

[Dachan-da (shiznit)]

The Kud zombie shambled around the waste land of Africa, endlessly looking for some [glow=greed,2,300]!!!BRAINS!!![/glow] to feast on.
A helicopter battered the air above; Kud zombie looked up and let out a groan.

“Dach 1, we have the target in sight” The pilots voice crackled through the earpiece.
Dach looked out the side of the chopper to make sure the Kud zombie was inline with the chopper.
“3, 2, 1…” Dach counted down. Then, with out warning, a piano fell from the bottom of the chopper smashing down on the Kud Zombie……………. The end!

[Kud]

a piano? unexpected..yet creative..

(im going to copy your heli idea slightly)

The Dach Zombie shambled through the abandoned city, The Kud Chopper Zerod in before lowering slightly, the dach zombie groaned and tried reaching up to the heli vainly.
The Chopper flew in low and slowely headed towards teh zombie, the heli blades cut through like tissue paper and gore, blood and organs slow in all directions as the copter took off all taht was left was splatter and bits of skin and mush...

[highwayvampire]

(I thought the thread needed something more than a few lines. It's...imaginative I think.)


Pulling up at the end of an alley way in a car she see's the Kud zombie stumbling down it. Stepping out of the car she draws her Browning, taking 2 shots she takes out the back of the zombies ankles leaving it to fall forwards onto the ground under its own momentum.
Now aware of her presence it proceeds to drag itself across the ground finger nails pulling away as it tries to dig them into the tarmac for leverage. Walking slowly backwards she baits it to the childrens park over the road.

As it reaches 3 ft from her she pulls the two knives from the sheaths on either of her arms. Giving a solid kick to the side of the zombies face, blood showers in an arc across the ground as it rolls on to it's back. Kneeling over the zombies chest she grabs one arm and nails it to the ground, the knife passing into the soft ground used for the kids safety in the park and wedging in the gravel below. The zombie snarls throwing itself up as much as it can whilst it's arms pinned. As the knife begins to cut from the wrist through flesh and bone into the hand from the zombies wild attempt to get her, she grabs the other flailing arm, unsuccessfully trying to gauge through the arm of her leather jacket to her skin, and pins it to the ground with the second knife.

Leaving it snarling and thrashing on the ground she walks to the car to recieve her shotgun. Walking back she places her foot in the middle of the zombies chest, to stop it writhing on the ground, so she could aim better. Taking out one shoulder and the other the zombie continues to rock from side to side in an attempt to get at her. The lower arms still pinned down. The upper arms splattered across the ground, and her, from the close impact.
Stepping back to reload she shoots twice at the lower torso of the Kud zombie. The rancid smell of the ruptured stomach as the juices run with the blood across the ground tell her the zombie is recently dead.
Spine glistens through the remains of it's lower body, the left foot gives a brief two twitches before going still on the ground amoungst the bloody pulps of meat and bone shards.

Grabbing the intestines that are now sliding out of the torso she drags the zombie over the play area to the monkey bars leaving a smear of blood and other things over the floor as she goes. Lashing them twice around the torso of the Kud zombie she hauls it up into the centre of the bars and ties them around it. Leaving it hanging there for the birds circling the area.

[Dachan-da (shiznit)]

Finding both the kud and highwayvampire zombie shambling around together in the desert, Dachan-da decides on a different tactic.
Pulling up his long-range rifle he aims carefully. He fires, not one but two shots. One hits Kud-Zombie square in the back between the shoulders, the other hits higwayvampirezombie in the back of the neck. A red LED flashes from the spot were the shots had landed, tracker bullets.

Miles away, locked down safe in a military bunker

"Bring the two targets up on visual" Dachan-da ordered one of the GI who was sat in front of a large monitor.
"Both targets found and on visual"
Dachan-da pondered for a moment, looking at the screen almost as if he was trying to hear the two zombies.
"Ok, do it." he order to the GI. Without any hesitation the GI flipped open a glass case on the board in front of him and slammed the a red button down.

The sky’s above the Zombies

The engines of the stealth bomber rumbled as it sliced through the sky
"visual obtained on both targets, request permission to proceed"
The pilots voice cracked through his speaker.
"you are clear to proceed, that is an all systems go"
A voice responded into the pilots ear.

Pulling sharply up the stealth bombers under carriage opens. The A-bomb that was once nice and snug in the belly of the plain is released, with great speed id plummets word the zombies, and then…………………..

NOTHING!!!!! YOU BOTH GOT NUKED!!!!!!!!! HA!

[highwayvampire]

Walking through an abandoned street with a few cars on fire and an uncountable number of body parts and lumps of both rotting and fresh flesh she hears quiet snarling from nearby by spinning round quickly she scans the street behind her.

Hearing it again from above she looks up to see the Dachan-da zombie stumbling around on the roof over a 5 story building on the opposite side of the road. quietly slipping off her rucksack she pulls out a gas proppelled grappling hook. Aiming between 2 air conditioning exit towers on the roof she shoots at the zombie. Blood sprays from the chest as the hook spears through, opening on the other side it retracts, pulling the zombie back into the 7 inch gap between the 2 towers.

Tugging on the cord, to make sure the zombie wasn't going to give way to the hook in a mess of rotting chest and rib bones, she places her feet on the bottom of the building and begins to ascend. Upon reaching the top she allows no slack for the zombie to move forward, or gain momentum to pull out of her grasp on the cord, as she moves round the two posts 3 times to make sure the zombie is secure, clipping the end to a metal rung.

Swifly lashing the rope 2 times around the zombies neck she runs and jumps from the other end the cord rushing through the abseiling clip on her harness. The cord reaching slack takes the remaing lose cord around the zombies neck and twists it quickly, tighter and tighter, burning through flesh and cartiledge and bone. Reaching the bottom she unclips and steps back. Looking up the head is still attached. tugging hard on the cord twice, it finally dislodges and rolls off the side of the building leaving a wide splatter mark of gore, and the decapitated body for the flighted scavengers in the city.

[endlessagony]

I set fyre to highwayvampire and while she is burning I stamp her head in till her zombie head is mushed and all ovar my shoes.